Why Lubavitchers Rock The House; Why Lubavitchers Annoy Me. Greatest List Ever

This is so funny I couldnt stop laughing.

  • The messiest and shlumpiest of men can be rest assured they will get a hot wife
  • The women don’t have to wear those stupid turbans
  • They also don’t have to shave their heads
  • They don’t deny their pasts like many BT’s
  • Sukkah mobiles can pimp out the worst of cars
  • Lubavitchers have hobbies and interests other then banning things
  • They don’t feel the need to ban something every week
  • Can you pass the Mashka
  • Chabad houses have good reading material
  • Campus chabad houses have hot chicks and free food
  • Making fun of meshichists provides one with hours of entertainment
  • Turf wars between Aish and Chabad are rather interesting

I’m not going to repost the whole thing, so your just gonna have to clickity click on over to FrumSatire and read the whole awesome list.

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